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Disney to release 'Cups'

DISNEY’S next release is to be the story of some cups with eyes and mouths.

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Bartoli retires so she can destroy John Inverdale

WIMBLEDON champion Marion Bartoli has retired from tennis so she can devote all of her time to ruining John Inverdale’s life.

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