A BRITISH man fuming at Channel 5 casting a black actress as Anne Boleyn is entirely at ease with a Caucasian Jesus, he confirmed.
Wayne Hayes was disgusted by the woke rewriting of history while gazing at a painting of a blue-eyed chestnut-haired saviour next to the famous Bible verse about footsteps in the sand.
He continued: “I’m sure she’s a fine actress, but it’s ahistorical nonsense. And I’m no racist, I swear on this picture of the Holy Mother herself, with her porcelain skin and locks of auburn hair.
“I know my history and it doesn’t teach anyone anything to go whitewashing it. What’s wrong with simple accuracy in a period picture, like Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments?
“No, Anne Boleyn was white, Henry VIII was white, Jesus is white, God’s white and so’s Santa Claus. I’ve seen literally millions of pictures. They can’t all be wrong.”
Wife Dawn Hayes said: “He was the same when the Duke was shagging on the staircase in Bridgerton. In a right froth he was. As, in my own way, was I.”