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Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and other dodgy 90s crushes

THE sardonic, frequently costumed cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch is still your unattainable ideal even today. Along with these niche crushes: 

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David Beckham's completely authentic guide to owning an allotment

DAVID Beckham is apparently an avid gardener and keeper of chickens. He explains how to produce prize courgettes by digging in manure yourself, like he definitely does: 

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