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U2 skips straight to reunion tour

U2 will skip an inevitable decade of falling sales, a split and solo albums by going directly to the long-awaited reunion tour, it has been announced.

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Britain backs anything to do with stealth bombers

BRITONS have given their full support to any activity that involves stealth bombers.

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