BRITAIN is waiting to find out how it will be made to pay dearly for low inflation.
Experts said the 0.5 percent rate meant there would be a brief period where you may feel relatively prosperous, but it will be brought to a shuddering halt with something particularly cruel and nasty.
Martin Bishop, chief economist at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: “I’m an economist so I don’t really know how any of this works, but someone, somewhere will either fuck something up or do something quite deliberate.
“It will lead to some sort of crunch or squeeze, or perhaps a bubble will pop. It will be blamed on ‘the system’ but it will actually be caused by people.
“Either way, it’s going to be very bad for you. Oh well.”
He added: “But don’t despair because you can protect yourself against ‘the system’. All you have to do is become very, very rich indeed.”