Cadbury warned not to tamper with whatever the f**k is inside Creme Eggs

CREME Egg fans have told Cadbury not to change that weird shit in the middle.

After the company changed the ingredients of the chocolate shell, consumers said the recipe for the yellow and white goo is both unknowable and sacred.

Katherine Walker, from Hatfield, warned Cadbury: “You’re already out of your depth with this chocolate bullshit.

“If you even think about changing the recipe of whatever the fuck that stuff is, you better write me an apology song.”

Martin Bishop, from Peterborough, said: “I actually scoop out the goo and throw the chocolate away. I don’t eat the goo, I use it as shower gel.”

Jane Thompson, from Stevenage, added: “It’s filth. That’s why I can’t stop.”