A MAN has given his girlfriend a satisfactory massage completely by chance.
The massage took place shortly after midnight on Sunday, when Nikki Hollis arrived at Tom Booker’s flat after finishing her shift behind the bar at a local pub.
Booker said: “We haven’t been seeing each other that long so when she asked me if I could give her a massage, I wasn’t going to say no.
“I’ve given previous girlfriends massages but they’ve never gone well. Some have probably caused more harm than good if I’m being totally honest.
“I’m guessing that’s because I’m not a trained masseur. I work for an insurance company.”
Booker added: “But this time, I just thought ‘fuck it’, I’ll rub and push and basically copy what I’ve seen people doing on television shows and in films.
“And what do you know, she actually said it was relaxing and asked me if I would do it again for her sometime. I said ‘of course’ but the likelihood of me getting it right twice in a row is non-existent
“The next time she asks, I’ll just pretend to faint.”