I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow

GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.

In an interview with Glamour magazine the Oscar-winning actress revealed she is beginning to understand why she makes everyone want to vomit themselves inside-out.

Paltrow said: “In a few moments I am going to utter this exact sentence – ‘I drive the kids to school, I cook. But I have a nanny, so if I need to go to Dubai for Max Factor, then I can’.

“I’m not stupid, I know how that makes me sound, but I’m going to say it anyway, because I’m unbearable in every single way.”

Moving on to her love of motherhood she added:  “I drive the kids to school, I cook. But I have a nanny, so if I need to go to Dubai for Max Factor, then I can.”

She added: “Yeah, I can really hear it now. Jesus Christ, I’m a nightmare.”

The interview was accompanied by a series of photographs which Paltrow agreed made her look like a total and utter pain in the arse.

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World War Z apparently about jogging

THE mega-budget Brad Pitt film World War Z appears to be about lots of people going for a run together.

The trailer for the summer blockbuster, which had been rumoured to involve zombies, shows hordes of people running for no apparent reason.

A studio source said: “It’s a nightmarish vision of a world where everyone is constantly running.

“It confronts issues like how the human race would stay hydrated in this situation, and whether our species could cope with really bad blisters.”