SUPERMODEL Kate Moss has collaborated with scientists on a range of nuclear missiles for style-conscious governments.
Inspired by her best-selling Annihilation lipstick, Moss has created several prototype bombs including Fuchsia Fission, Electron Blue and Midnight Devastator.
Moss commented “It doesn’t matter who you are or where you’re from – I believe we all have a right to destroy and to be destroyed stylishly.
“This project has really allowed me to develop my understanding of neutron radiation, a field which has traditionally been dominated by old foreign men with high foreheads and shit hair.
“As a woman that makes me very proud.”
A spokesperson for BAE Systems said: “Kate is a natural nuclear talent, and has given the project real ethical credentials by insisting none of the bombs are tested on animals.
“This is not just an endorsement thing. She has shown a personal connection to missiles by developing a targeted warhead that will eradicate all evidence of her relationship with Pete Doherty.”