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"Right, now I tilt my head back and you try and throw the kitten in."

18th March 2024

The winner of a Daily Mash mug in our caption competition is Phil Darnowsky with:

“Right, now I tilt my head back and you try and throw the kitten in.”

Many thanks to all the other entries and to KM of Windsor for editing the photo for us.

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