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Obama pops into Downing Street to return Breaking Bad DVDs

FORMER US president Barack Obama went to Number 10 yesterday to drop off the Breaking Bad DVDs he borrowed during his time in office.

The 44th president of the United States visited Rishi Sunak with the sole intention of returning the 21-disc box set he originally borrowed from David Cameron in 2013.

Obama said: “I’ve finished all the special features and every episode is on Netflix now so I don’t need them anymore. Thanks again, though.

“Sorry I took so long with them but I was busy bombing people with flying robots, feeding Biden mushed up food like a baby, and looking effortlessly cool 24/7. You know how it is. Actually, you probably don’t.

“You should count yourself lucky, I was tempted to trade them in at CEX for £2 store credit. The queue was really long though because someone was trying to get a better deal on a used iPhone 12 so I thought this would be easier.

“Anyway, it was good to see the little fella who’s currently in charge, and I love what he’s done with the place. It’s really… yeah. Very sensible of him not to make any permanent changes to the decor.”

Sunak said: “I offered him my Blu-ray of The Last Jedi but he just laughed and walked out.”