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Yeah I'm not sure what the f**king thick bald prick's problem is, says Harry

PRINCE Harry has confessed his inability to understand what his petty shithead brother and his droopy impotent dick’s issues with him are. 

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Shroud of Turin to open for Bayeux Tapestry

AHEAD of new tickets being released, the British Museum has confirmed the Shroud of Turin has been booked to warm up the queue to see the Bayeux Tapestry.

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