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El Niño: What is it, and why have you already forgotten?

THE El Niño phenomenon is returning to the world, and you’ve already been told what it is multiple times. But you still don’t have a f**king clue, so read this:

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Posh Scottish people officially hilarious

SCOTTISH people from the higher social classes are inherently amusing due to their nasal accents and other factors, experts have announced.

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