Water vole has a massive go at heron

WATER voles are no longer taking shit off predators, it has emerged.

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Increasingly debauched jubilee celebrations enter second week

BRITAIN has been warned to wind down its jubilee partying, with many celebrants now having been seven nights without sleep.

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