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World's first heterosexual lolly launched

ICE lolly manufacturers have responded to demand for a product that in no way resembles a cock.

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Six withering criticisms your girlfriend's mates have ready for when you're dumped

BOYFRIENDS may think they’ve won the approval of a girlfriend’s close friends. But don’t feel too pleased – if you split up it may turn out you were a monster all along. 

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