28-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has described how a single night of intense drinking ravaged his youthful looks.
Logan, who is generally a moderate drinker, awoke from an unplanned bender looking look the late film director Ken Russell.
He said: “We really got on it. I remember doing flaming sambucas and another drink that tasted like bad chocolate, but after that it’s a blank.
“I awoke fully clothed on the sofa, moaned softly for a bit then got up and shuffled to the bathroom.
“At first I wondered why there was some red old man in my house. He had big ruddy jowls and chaotic grey hair.
“I gradually realised I was looking in the mirror.
“My life is ruined now. I’m regional sales manager for a mobile phone company, yet when I arrived for a team meeting I was turned away and given some small change to get myself ‘a nice cup of tea’.
“I fully expected to wreck my physical appearance through poor lifestyle decisions, but over the course of decades rather than in one ill-judged session.”