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I am the greatest thing of all time, says bacon

BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.

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Duchess was going to say 'dungeon full of gimps'

THE Duchess of Cambridge almost confirmed the existence of a royal prison full of leather-clad sex slaves.

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