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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... sorry, misery guts, 'King Charles' still makes me think of the spaniel

WAKING with a hangover that leaves me seeing quadruple for several minutes until I plunge my head into a bucket of ice cold water and vomit copiously from a bay window, I reflect on the harrowing experience I had tried to blot out with alcohol.

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The Reform Revolution is building a new Britain. Labour are irrelevant

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who saw that bullet bounce off Trump’s impregnable skin with her own eyes

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