WOMAN have confirmed that the hormones and mood swings associated with menstruation give them free reign to let their worst but most honest emotions show.
The resentments and grievances that they politely keep under control the rest of the time can be unleashed on a rightfully cowering world, with pleasing results.
Sophie Rodriguez, aged 33, said: “During this month’s period I’ve managed to successfully intimidate a cyclist into getting off the pavement, got a refund from a terrified stylist after a horrible haircut and called my boyfriend a ‘useless little f**kface’. It’s been glorious.
“Menstruation is a messy pain in the arse, but it’s the only time I can really let go and express my dissatisfaction and anger with all life’s irritations. I don’t feel guilty or use the phrase ‘no problem if not’. Instead, I can just enjoy going unashamedly mental.
“And while women may have been oppressed for centuries and portrayed as irrational lunatics controlled by the moon, it means I don’t have to suffer any consequences for my actions.
“Instead, I can just shrug and say it was those big nasty hormones taking over poor little old me and everyone understands. Up yours, patriarchy.”