HARRY and Meghan are thought to be reeling in shock after their whole return to Britain was shattered by a picture of beautiful Kate smiling delightedly. 

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are rethinking their entire plan to ingratiate themselves with the British public after a single winsome smile from the country’s only true princess left them looking like money-grubbing, vainglorious dicks.

A Royal insider said: “Not only is Kate smiling, she’s also wearing a hat. You’re finished, interlopers.

“With this single smile, which would have made every man in the Western world erect if that were not disrespectful, the Sussexes have lost. They won’t settle over here. Meghan will never get an acting job. Their children will be bullied out of school.

“The wattage of that mighty beam has exposed them for who they truly are; pathetic scum trying to worm their way back into the Royal family just because Harry is, technically, the King’s son. It won’t work. They can’t compete.”

To follow up the smile, Prince William will engagingly joke with ordinary members of the public while wearing a suit and that will be pretty much game over.