A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.
Norman Steele of Stoke-on-Trent has been up and down the EasyJet flight to Palma three times but has not spotted anyone reading Arabic, speaking Arabic or even just sporting a beard.
He said: “Some start to the bloody holiday this is.
“I’m squared up ready to kick ISIS, or Al-Qaeda if I have to make do, right onto the tarmac and what do I find? A bunch of fucking Brits.
“A Welsh lad up front was reading a fantasy book with curly writing on. That’s almost there. He’ll have to do.”
Steele, and his family, were then removed from the plane by intelligence services after a fellow passenger reported him muttering about Sharia law.