TRUMP has discovered he can change names of places and annoy people. New Mexico is next, because of his racism, but any of these could follow:
Transylvania, Louisiana
Republicans never tire of anti-trans bigotry, and in Trump’s curdled brain this is a place where all residents are forced to be transgender. Pity the poor residents who will soon have to write, type and say their town’s new name ‘Normalheterosexualmenandwomenville.’
New York
Trump was born in New York, it’s where he built his badly-managed business empire and cheated on his wives, so he must be tempted to name it after himself. However there’s already a Trump, Maryland, and ‘Trump City’ sounds strangely unimpressive. ‘Trumpopolis’, however, is very much on the cards.
The Barack Obama Presidential Center
The crosshairs are already on this building, with Trump currently planning his own monstrous presidential library to compete. Will being privately owned by the Obama Foundation stop it being renamed ‘The Low-IQ Muslim Obama From Kenya Center’? Or will that be the name of the street it’s on?
The United Kingdom
Trump is still miffed that Britain didn’t excitedly join his expensive, unwinnable, asymmetric war. Obviously he has no jurisdiction over the UK, but his nauseating sycophants would happily change US maps. ‘The United KingDUMB’, written like that, is the obvious choice.
Turbine, Ontario
Trump never lets a weird obsession fade and he hates wind turbines because they kill millions of birds, or rather because liberals like them and he’s stupid. Is it demented to try to rename places in other countries? Yes. So it will be renamed Oiltown, USA.
Epstein Island
Little Saint James in the US Virgin Islands is a permanent reminder of the sex crimes that could finish Trump, as opposed to the ones we already know about. How he would change a universally recognised nickname is unclear. Perhaps he could rename Rhode Island ‘Epstein Island’? It’s a liberal state so it deserves it.
The Lincoln Memorial
Abraham Lincoln is generally considered the greatest president for ending slavery and preserving the union. This is undoubtedly a daily source of extreme jealousy for Trump, so a renaming is in order: The Trump Memorial Of Confederate Heroes.
The Grand Canyon
The incredibly famous Grand Canyon deserves the honour of becoming Trump Canyon. Unfortunately one body part in particular resembles a canyon, and it’s a part of Trump’s body nobody likes to think about. Though many are forced to by the stench.
