Nobel Peace Prize decision 'act of war'

THE decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan has been designated an act of war by the United States. 

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You are now obligated to give this man your earnest thanks

THANKS to his part in securing the Gaza peace deal, it is now your unavoidable duty to offer your sincere gratitude to this man.

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