SCOTLANDS independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.Edinburgh Castle is a fucking prick
With one day of campaigning left, the debate is now focused on millions of red-faced maniacs calling each other bastards.
Across the country ordinary people have poured onto the streets to scream filth at someone, as light aircraft fly overhead trailing banners that feature heavy use of the ‘c-word’.
On the BBCs evening news programme in Scotland, the presenter referred to SNP leader Alex Salmond as a spunk stain, but maintained impartiality by comparing Gordon Browns latest speech to an ice cream made of shite.
Julian Cook, a UN election observer, said: The Yes campaign has now become a grassroots swearing movement, while the No campaigners turned over a desk and told me they are having none of this pish.
A Yes campaign spokesman said: Weve asked our volunteers to go out today and call 50 people a bastard.
A No campaign spokesman turned over a desk and added: Fuck off.
Cook said: Luckily Scotlands not completely obsessed with tribalism, so it should all calm down by Friday afternoon.