A FAR-RIGHT win in the Saxony-Anhalt region has the world asking when Germany will learn its f**king lesson. 

Following the victory for Alternative for Germany in regional elections, the rest of Europe is sighing and wondering why it always has to be bloody Krauts voting in a new era for fascism.

Historian Denys Finch Hatton said: “I know history repeats itself, but this is like daytime ITV4 levels of repetition. I mean, again?

“We had World War One. That was called The War To End All Wars until, just 21 short years later, the Germans decided they’d have another f**king go.

“Following a decisive defeat – Hitler dead, all other senior Nazis dead, the country ruined and Russia keeping their bit – it seemed they’d realised ethnofascism didn’t pay off long-term. But here we are, 80 years on, and we’re back where we started with these dicks.

“What next? Reichstag fire? Banning rival parties? Rapidly militarising society while demonising ethnic groups? Invading neighbours after signing a pact with Russia? Reneging on pact and invading Russia? Seen it, seen it, boring.”

Dieter Grofmeier of Magdeburg said: “We’re German, okay? We’re not that imaginative. Besides, we have learned. Our leader this time will have a normal haircut and two testicles.”