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Seven bucket-list activities I screwed up by trying to have sex at the same time

WANT to take your influencer videos to the next level by completing your bucket list while balls-deep in your lady? Don’t. I tried and I botched all my life goals: 

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We are also available for far-right birthday parties, say 300 masked men

THE 300 masked men who blockaded the port of Dover have confirmed they are also available to arrive in force at far-right birthday parties. 

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