"They say I'm dementing. Do these eyes look like I'm dementing, Boris?"

The winner of a Daily Mash mug in our caption competition is Mark Dennison with:

“They say I’m dementing. Do these eyes look like I’m dementing, Boris?”

Runners-up are:

“…and when I press here, the voices stop.” by Jeremy Bishop

“You’re probably too young to remember this guy called Tony?” by James Day

Thanks to all of the many entrants and look out for another next week.

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