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Top of Everest 'quite a rough area'

YOU’RE better off avoiding the top of Everest at night, it has been claimed.

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Take the jobseekers’ psychometric test

UNEMPLOYED? The Department for Work and Pensions’ psychometric test uses advanced science to work out why you’ve utterly failed as a human.

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