THE handshake between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin has summoned the Devil, as experts predicted.
Beelzebub, also known as Lucifer or Satan, appeared in our mortal plane as soon as the two men’s skin came into contact at the G20 meeting in Hamburg.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “We published a research paper on this last year entitled A Comparative Study of Scenarios for Summoning the Lord of Darkness from the Pits of Hell.
“It was all in there, so perhaps you should maybe have read it?”
Beelzebub said: “I was summoned so I assume I’m needed? Is it the End Times? Or is it just the Dominion of the Seven Goats?
“If not then this has been kind of a waste of my time. I’ve quite a lot of shit going on the moment and I need to get back to it.
“If they are going to meet again can you ask them to wear gloves.”