AN old-fashioned time piece is shamelessly showing off its incredibly sexy, curvaceous figure for all to see.
The voluptuous hourglass, which was spotted frolicking through the dusty recesses of a Cheshire antiques fair, teased the public by displaying its trademark figure which has been copied by icons like Marilyn Monroe, Christina Hendricks and Beyoncé.
Admirer Martin Bishop said: “I know I shouldn’t objectify primitive time-measuring devices, but I’m a red-blooded man and I’d cheat on my Sekonda for a go on that in a heartbeat.
“Just look at those bulging assets. The seductive way the sand trickles through its pinched waist from its heaving top half to its Kardashian-eqsue lower half. Christ I’d love to turn that baby upside down and watch ten minutes pass by.
“I can see why women model themselves on this. It’s definitely sexier than sun dials or Big Ben, which must be why they’ve never been used to describe hot ladies wearing plunging swimsuits or skimpy bikinis.”
Girlfriend Lucy Parry said: “Seriously, you’re impressed by that trashy time piece? It’s just a load of fake curves made in a workshop by some glassblower.
“Looks fade. Once that sand clogs it won’t even accurately time an egg anymore, and then it’ll have to develop a personality if it wants to attract men.”
