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Five areas barbers start trimming now you're getting old

IRONICALLY sprouting hair from new locations just as you’re going bald is a normal part of aging. Your barber now discreetly asks if you’d like these to be shaped: 

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We ask you: What British event should we make a new Bayeux tapestry of?

THE Bayeux Tapestry records the birth of Britain as a nation when we heroically lose a fight to the French. What should be on a new one? 

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