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How to arouse a man with a blatantly made-up story of your sexual past

HAVE you got a sexual past that so vanilla it could be in the freezer section at Asda, but want to appear less boring to a lover? Here’s how to craft a dubious erotic tale.

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How to get through the Sally Rooney book drought: A guide for middle-class households

WORRIED how you’ll get your fix of university students sadly having sex now that Sally Rooney has pulled her books from sale? Follow this survival guide.

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