Six withering criticisms your girlfriend's mates have ready for when you're dumped

BOYFRIENDS may think they’ve won the approval of a girlfriend’s close friends. But don’t feel too pleased – if you split up it may turn out you were a monster all along. 

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Men's health magazines running out of ways to say 'get abs'

MAGAZINES that promote a healthy male lifestyle are desperately trying to find new ways to recommend abs.

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