GOD is a real thing, the BBC reported today.
Senior correspondent Nicholas Witchell told viewers that Margaret Thatcher would now be ‘delivered to a higher judgement’ ending the centuries old debate over the existence of a supreme being who decides what happens to our souls when we die.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “So Thatcher will face a higher judgement? Is that a fact? Oh, it is? Well done Nicholas Witchell, you really are an excellent reporter.”
Helen Archer, from Peterborough, added: “I’ve been struggling with this issue all my life, so thank you BBC. It almost makes up for the whole Jimmy Savile thing.”