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Creation Did Not Involve Chocolate, Claims Hawking

THE creation of the universe did not involve even the tiniest bit of chocolate, according to Professor Stephen Hawking.

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Energy Firms May Be Run By Shits, Warns Ofgem

SOME of Britain’s biggest energy companies may be run by greedy shits, according to the industry watchdog.

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