CYBER criminals are threatening to tell M&S all about your secret addiction to buying cheap fast fashion from ASOS.
Having bypassed ASOS’s on-brand poorly-made firewalls to steal your data, hackers are threatening to tell M&S you have been teaming its classy tops and ethically made coats with low-rise jeans made by child labourers behind its back.
Hacker Xuanye_888 said: “Nice collection of Sparks rewards points you’ve got saved up there. I don’t suppose you’d be able to use those if they knew the truth.
“And look at what you’ve bought. Oversized chocolate brown knit sweater, added to your basket at 1am. Funnel neck with peplum details. You’ve been telling everyone it was Autograph but now the truth has come out.
“Your precious M&S doesn’t need to know the truth. It’ll never find out you were bulk-buying shitty skirts from the After Dark range and getting them delivered to your office. If you pay up.
“Think we’re bluffing? We’ve got the screenshots to prove it. Tuesday, September 8th, shirt with houndstooth pattern ring any bells? Meanwhile your M&S clothes were hanging in the wardrobe mere feet away. You’re disgusting.”
An M&S spokesman said: “What’s ASOS got that we haven’t? Is it the itchy polyester or the cheap, nasty stitching that turns you on? Tell us and we can change.”
