MOST people just want to write ‘so?’ underneath every status update they see on Facebook, it has been confirmed.
With Facebook now essentially adverts, personal trivia and pictures of the children of people you vaguely know, millions of users said they wanted most of all to express their utter indifference.
Tom Booker, from Stevenage, said: “Sister’s friend passed her driving theory – So?
“That guy I went to school with had a pint of real ale – So?
“I’m an uncle again. Big fucking woop.
“But if I was to actually be honest and write it, that makes me the bad guy.”
Professor Henry Brubaker, form the Institute for Studies, added: “It’s like my mum used to say, ‘If you haven’t got anything nice to write about someone’s status update, don’t write anything at all.’”
“Or was that Confucius?”
