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Annoying parents still going to use local café as a crèche

LETTING café staff run around after our kids is a perfectly acceptable form of childcare, say arsehole parents.

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Drugs on our side in new drugs war

ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT bacteria have sparked a new drugs war in which drugs are our allies.

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