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Beautiful expensive sandals creating grubby, dirty feet

A PAIR of designer sandals are doing an incredible job of caking their owner’s feet in filth.

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Six ways to survive having a friend who drags you to shit gigs

ANDY Burnham is helping struggling music venues, but this is bad news if you’ve got a muso friend who keeps insisting on seeing awful bands. Here’s how to minimise your suffering.

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