BRITAIN just isn’t homely and hasn’t been since the late sixties, it has emerged.
New research has confirmed Britain as ’somewhere you might go on holiday but not a place you’d want to live’.
Sociologist Mary Fisher said: “It’s alright, but a bit corporate and sterile. Like a massive Travelodge hotel room with fields in it.
“I quite like London, in a kind of expensive tourist trap hell hole kind of way. Wouldn’t want to raise any kids there though.”
Briton Tom Booker said: “I recently went to Berlin. It was cheap, the people were friendly and I didn’t have to look at George Osborne’s face.
“As soon as I got back home I thought, ‘Britain really is a shit hole’.
Mary Fisher added: “If Britain was a sitcom character, it would definitely be Rigsby from Rising Damp. Aspirational, clinging to the past and always wanting more money from you.”