Bunging everyone a couple of grand would really ease the cost of living, says public

THE public have informed Andy Burnham that chucking everyone two grand would provide some much-needed breathing space.

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Government to raise minimum age for choosing own haircut to 21

UNDER 21s are to be legally prevented from selecting their own haircut before they develop a sense of style.

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