SHOPS specialising in frozen yoghurt must be a cover for some form of criminal activity, it has been claimed.
‘Fro-yo’ outlets are inexplicably spreading across the UK, despite non-existent public demand for hard yoghurt.
A police spokesman said: “When’s the last time you were in town and thought ‘I really crave some frozen yoghurt’?
“Or you ate a room temperature yoghurt and thought ‘if only this were colder and harder’?”
“Upper class teenage girls seem to quite like the stuff, but there’s simply not enough of them to support a national frozen yoghurt network.
“So there’s something going on in their back rooms, probably crack dealing or trafficking of human body parts.”