A WOMAN with no interest in her children achieving academically is angry that her local secondary school has not reopened.
Nikki Hollis, a mother of two secondary-age children, actively discourages her children from learning but is incandescent with rage about their suspended schooling.
Hollis said: “Book learning is shit because you’ve got to live in the real world. My kids won’t get anywhere with Shakespeare. And maths has calculators.
“Nonetheless I’m sick of leftie teachers trying to ruin my kids’ lives by not turning up. Why don’t they want to be heroes?
“I’d be out on the frontlines myself, only there’s no jobs now are there? And I’ve got no previous work experience apart from the cafe when I was 19.
“If they’re getting paid they need to be working. I’m taking the Staffie for a walk then posting some stuff on Mail Online.”
Hollis is currently texting her sister about ‘these lazy bastard teachers’ while her children try to get their heads around calculus.