Ironic: Woman enjoys true crime despite not wanting to be murdered

A WOMAN who listens to podcasts about violent crime in every spare moment would prefer never to be the victim of a violent crime herself, she has admitted. 

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Woman spends more than intended after visiting sex shop horny

A WOMAN who popped into her local sex shop while already feeling a little frisky has left it more than £200 down. 

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