Man noting which neighbours still have flags up after World Cup

A MAN is monitoring how quickly his neighbours remove England flags from their homes to determine if they are a racist. 

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The Cornish WW2 Midwife Wedding at the Primrose Cottage Bookshop, and other books your mum is reading this summer

LOOKING for a holiday read that actively lowers your intelligence? Take inspiration from the shite your retired mother claims to enjoy: 

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