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We ask you: What sport are you going to follow now football's shit?

WHETHER you’re English, Scottish, or God help you French, football has been scientifically proven to be a shit sport for shitheads. What are you into instead? 

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In just two years, Keir Starmer has destroyed Britain

By Julian Cook on the behalf of the British people, for the Daily Telegraph

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