INDIVIDUALS who score highly in ‘psychopath tests’ are really just unpleasant, it has emerged.
Being a ‘psychopath’ has become a badge of honour for jumped-up pipsqueaks who think they’re business tycoons.
However experts have confirmed that the overlap between psychopath and dickhead traits means they are more likely to be in the latter category.
Psychologist Emma Bradford said: “Idiots want to think they have some super-sexy killer instinct that makes them the same as Christian Bale in American Psycho.
“But if you look at the questions from tawdry online tests, they’re all things like ‘Do you cancel an appointment if something better comes along?’ which could be translated as ‘are you a rude bastard?’.”
Take the Daily Mash ‘Psychopath Or Arsehole?’ test
1. Do you do loads of murders? Yes/no.
2. Do you push into queues at the Post Office? Yes/no.
Answer ‘yes’ to just question 1 – you are a psychopath
Answer ‘yes’ to just question 2 – you are an arsehole
Answer yes to both – you are an arseholepath