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Posh Scottish people officially hilarious

SCOTTISH people from the higher social classes are inherently amusing due to their nasal accents and other factors, experts have announced.

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Man not going to watch new Harry Potter series because he's 48

A MAN is boycotting the new Harry Potter series on the grounds that he is far too old for it.

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