THE British judicial system has seen unprecedented demand for tickets for the upcoming secret trial of two unnamed terrorists.
Tickets are going for £500 on eBay and speculation on the identity of the terrorists is running wild, with rumours including the long-awaited Baader-Meinhof reunion or a Carlos the Jackal comeback.
Law fanatic Tom Booker said: “It’s classic viral marketing: refuse to reveal the defendants, the charges or the verdict and watch demand go through the roof.
Justice Secretary Chris Grayling said: “This is not a secret in the Prince sense of the word.
“It’s a proper secret, and the public will not be told anything about their secret trial, secret sentencing or secret hanging on the secret gallows below Buckingham Palace.”