GROUPS of people who socialise together because they are all attractive run out of conversation very quickly, it has emerged.
Researchers found that ‘hot’ people with ‘hot’ friends engage in shared activities such as standing next to each other, taking group photos and saying ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye’.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “They do have brief conversations about body hair removal, but mostly they just stare into space.”
He added: “Some good-looking friendship groups often include a token ‘funny one’ who is fat.
“This can extend conversations for up to three minutes, but the less attractive one is essentially a decoy designed to show the group has depth of character.
“Never forget, all good-looking people are evil.”